Most definitely a mouse that's in the same predicament as you. [just a guess. He sneezes and an army of paper doves fly out of his nose.] Why pollen? Why now? Ugh... [he blows his nose with a handkerchief and then]
[She SIGHS heavily.] Oh, yes, tell me how much of a burden your pollen allergy is. I'm sure that's much more of an inconvenience than being turned into a mouse.
[She snaps, very much irritated with this turn of events.]
Yes, yes, fine. I'd rather you than any of the other idiots here.
I wasn't saying it was worse, I was just complaining about it. [he sniffles] But it could be worse. Just think of it as seeing the world from a new perspective.
Yes, well, you didn't start the day being suffocated by your own bedclothes. My brief stint as a snake was a different enough perspective for me, thank you very much. I've always done better as predator than prey, you know that.
Oh stop whining. You're not a predator or prey. You're a scavenger and you know it. Oh you hunt, I'll give you that, and well, but you find an opportunity in any situation for a little manic fun.
So get off your, admittedly tiny arse, and do something about it.
Yeah? Just think of that as karmic justice. You're still mobile. You can explore the world and still be you in it rather than just being trapped in a miniature. So stop bitching and do something.
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Date: 2020-04-01 11:01 pm (UTC)Anyway do you mind?
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Date: 2020-04-01 11:08 pm (UTC)[She snaps, very much irritated with this turn of events.]
Yes, yes, fine. I'd rather you than any of the other idiots here.
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Date: 2020-04-01 11:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-04-01 11:15 pm (UTC)[She might be sulking...]
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Date: 2020-04-03 01:37 am (UTC)So get off your, admittedly tiny arse, and do something about it.
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Date: 2020-04-05 09:19 pm (UTC)And what, pray tell, do you suggest I do? I'm three bloody inches tall!
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Date: 2020-04-14 09:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-04-25 08:35 pm (UTC)Fine. But I don't have to like it.
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Date: 2020-05-22 03:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-05-23 03:38 am (UTC)You're as mad as I am.
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Date: 2020-05-29 05:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-06-05 01:38 am (UTC)[She grins right back, wagging a finger at him]